Out of context, overheard Tirana, misheard sayings, or lyrics that I liked enough to write down in my notebook these past few days:
- A private butt is nice too
 - My hips have missed your hips
 - Can we keep up with the moon?
 - “I personally got hit today by a jet ski” – real Trip Advisor review
 - Refuse, grey and black
 - Infinity edge
 - “Everything I needed to know about marketing I learned from Dungeons and Dragons”
 - “Cat videos make up 99% of all online video content”
 - 38 months ago
 - “Don’t overdo it though or you’ll just look obnoxious”
 - One benefit. One message. A single focus
 - Peak/plateau
 - Unicorn vomit
 - “Positivity is great, but reality is even better. Write about problems too.”
 - A grain of fleur de sel
 - Intermingle
 - Unobstructed sea view in all rooms
 - Killers and Poets
 
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