songs and sex appeal shakira

Look, one day I will have amazing time management skills, and write these in the early hours of the day, preferably watching the sunrise, with a cup of coffee nearby (I’d say a cup of coffee in my hand, but it would be kinda hard to write holding one in my hand all the time. It’s doable for sure, but a challenge. Plus, what hand would I be using to hold the mug? Would saying a cup of coffee in my hand imply I had to burn my hand as I held it, unable to put it down because I’d already envisioned this ideal self with impeccable time management skills, and she had a cup of coffee in her hand, and it was too late to take that back? Definitely doable, but I’m just saying.)

After just having completed a kickass meditation session, too. I know what you’re thinking- all those books she’s read, all those words she’s written, “kickass” was the best she could do to describe a good meditation session?

You know what they say at Facebook HQ:

Done is better than perfect.

Continuing the “Things no-fucking-one can ever take from me” theme… I touched a bit here on how music has been affecting me lately, making every moment more magical in strange, intimate ways. And this time, it’s not cognitive laziness either, magical was just the word I was looking for.

Favorite songs on my playlists and sex appeal

  • Make the song so sweet,
    You gon’ come home with me, oh
  • Pitch black frames, you can see me when I wear my lenses
    And all they say is how I’m fake and I don’t get offended
songs and sex appeal THE NBHD
  • I’ve never wanted wealth untold, my life has one design
    A simple little band of gold, to prove that you are mine

Very fond of this song that I found in a Mad Men playlist during an important, lovely period of my life.

songs and sex appeal mad men
  • And do you still think love is a Laserquest, or do you take it all more seriously
    And do you look into the mirror to remind yourself you’re there/ or have somebody’s good-night kisses got that covered
songs and sex appeal arctic monkeys
  • Quiere que lo hagamos en diferentes partes, pero estoy cansada de desilusiones
    No quiero saber de un rompecorazones

I love this song so much that I’ve listened to it at least twice a day every day for the past two weeks. 

songs and sex appeal shakira

I love OUUUUU too (didn’t feel like googling how many U-s it actually has, pardon), but I’d like to close with a question.

Everyone has different preferences and is entitled to their own opinions, particularly regarding what’s considered attractive. I’m not saying Young M.A isn’t attractive, or that he is, but all of you who have been saying he has most sex appeal than all these rappers, are you okay?

songs and sex appeal young MA

Update 2 seconds later, after a quick Google search: YOUNG M.A IS A WOMAN?!?!?!? I feel bad for assuming. A GAY woman too, who wrote and directed a short film for Pornhub? New York’s youngest, most charismatic rapper? What a plot twist!

Update nr. 2: I kinda see it now. Just being a woman makes you 100x more attractive (to me, at least). I’ll check IG again.

Final update: She’s Michael Phelps-hot. He was hot only when he was in the pool and had just won a race (he had 0 sex appeal, don’t get me wrong). When she raps, she’s hot AF, otherwise… As for the sex appeal thing, yeah, it’s a YES from me.


I also really like Ellie Goulding’s You My Everything and Mikky Ekko’s U: “But I’ll always take my time with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuhuhu.”

May God take his/her/their time with me and forgive me for assuming Young M.A’s gender, being oblivious to the fact that all that BDE couldn’t be coming from a man; for STILL believing BDE is the most reliable metric ever; and for all those times I didn’t speak up for my cause against people who feel morally superior to others because of the songs they listen to. Thanks!

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